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Bruce, Caroline

Question of the Day

Yet another question courtesy of the lovely kittytech:

If you found out that you had only one month to live, what would you do? Who would you talk to and why? What would you like to accomplish in that one month?


First, I'd get a second opinion from another doctor. Upon finding that I was actually fit as a fiddle and nowhere near banging on death's door, I'd warn people to boycott my first doctor for being a first-class money-hungry quack, and even more importantly, boycott hypothetical questions that involve either being near death or being stranded on those god-awful desert islands!
Then I'd strand my first doctor on a desert island without allowing him to pick any number of favorite things to take, and perhaps make sure the surrounding ocean is shark country, just in case old Doc wanted to take a dip. Let's see who has a month to live now!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!