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Bruce, Caroline

Question of the Day

What is the best non-alcoholic drink in existence, in your opinion?


friendly grief

You don't make these things easy, do you?
Okay, I'm going to be dificult.
The best carbonated cold nonalcoholic drink in the world is Coke, a very chilly Coke over lots of ice.
The best noncarbonated cold nonalcoholic drink in the whole world is water, preferably distilled water.
The best noncarbonated hot nonalcoholic drink in the world is hot, hot, hot coffee, regular ol' coffee, not this flavored jazz, with a dollop of half and half.
The best nonalcoholic drink for a hot day is iced tea, sugared lightly, over tons of ice.

Neaner Neaner Neaner!
I think I got them all in.

Re: friendly grief

Well, I'll agree with you on the Coke, minus the ice. Water? Fish crap in it, need I say more? Coffee? Hamster Spit. iced tea? Yuck, yuck, yuck. It reminds me of lemonade gone bad, somehow.1