What exactly is an occasional table on those occasions when it isn't a table, as opposed to those occasional occasions when it is?
I still hate vending machines. Workign ten feet away from one of these blighters is like an alcoholic working ten feet away from a beer vendor's. I haven't the willpower to deal with it, I'm ashamed to say. But I have to. I owe it to myself. If I could just train myself to like water the way I like Coke. I can't expect others to do this for me.
One of the must-listens to all newly-born members of my family is my telling of the story of the Three Little Pigs., told the way only I can. I've been urged to record this, so now I have. You can listen to it here. Enjoy.