October 18th, 2007

Bruce, Caroline

French (or Freedom) Fries: The Deep-Frying Question

Help settle a debate, please. Take this poll.

Poll #1073813 The French Fry Debate

The concept of French fries with gravy is

perfectly logical, I always eat fries with gravy.
2(22.2%)
something that I know a lot of people like, but not me thanks.
2(22.2%)
totally foreign to me, must be some weird Canadian thing.
4(44.4%)
something I've never heard about, but I'd love to try it someday.
1(11.1%)

The term "Freedom Fries"

is a show of patriotism.
0(0.0%)
is a great way to get back at the French, who I'm sure care deeply.
1(11.1%)
is something I can take or leave.
0(0.0%)
is just one of those dumb passing whims that, thankfully, passed.
3(33.3%)
was a really stupid idea that makes the United States look bad.
5(55.6%)
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Bruce, Caroline

Breakfast-Time Questions

I won't even ask if you eat breakfast or not. Why? Because I forgot to, that's why. But pretend you do eat breaky, and answer the questions in this poll.

Poll #1073836 Breakfast at Brucie's

The ideal breakfast is partaken

With the family at the breakfast table.
1(12.5%)
In a nice restaurant
0(0.0%)
in whatever attire I sleep in, after it was delivered by room service.
1(12.5%)
in whatever attire I sleep in, after my significant other has delivered it.
6(75.0%)

Eggs are

the best part of breakfast
1(12.5%)
a nice part of breakfast.
2(25.0%)
something I can take or leave.
2(25.0%)
yucky! Why can't people figure out that they're not necessary for breakfast?
3(37.5%)

Breakfast toast should be

barely toasted at all.
2(25.0%)
kind of medium-toasted.
4(50.0%)
slightly charred.
2(25.0%)
burnt to a crisp.
0(0.0%)
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