November 6th, 2007

Bruce, Caroline

The Affluence of Incohol

Today's question of the day is about irrational fears. My irrational fear is alcohol. I'm not sure why: part of it is because I was hit by a drunk driver years ago, but there's more to it than that. But the stuff terrifies me, and the thought of seeing people I care about drunk fills me with an infinite sadness. Anyway, why not take my alcohol poll.

Poll #1083902 The Alcohol Quiz

In general, I find alcohol to be

one of the most wonderful discoveries in the history of mankind.
0(0.0%)
a great and versatile discovery.
0(0.0%)
something I can take or leave.
12(80.0%)
thoroughly disgusting.
1(6.7%)
something to be feared.
2(13.3%)

I drink

regularly and liberally.
0(0.0%)
regularly and moderately.
0(0.0%)
irregularly, in binges.
1(6.7%)
occasionally, in moderation.
10(66.7%)
not at all.
4(26.7%)

Getting drunk is something I

do as often as I possibly can.
0(0.0%)
do regularly.
0(0.0%)
do accasionally.
3(20.0%)
used to do, but do not wish to do so again.
7(46.7%)
have never done, and I have no intentions of doing so.
5(33.3%)
have never done, but I plan to when the time is right.
0(0.0%)

When I see someone I love, admire or respect drunk, I

think it's the funniest thing in the world.
0(0.0%)
want to join him or her.
1(6.7%)
just see it as that person dealing with the stresses of life.
0(0.0%)
just ignore it.
0(0.0%)
am thoroughly disgusted.
0(0.0%)
find it immensely sad.
1(6.7%)
lose respect for that person.
1(6.7%)
wish I could be somewhere else.
3(20.0%)

How would you summarize your views on alcohol?

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