January 17th, 2008

Bruce, Caroline

Insomniacs of the World Unite!

You don't want to sleep through this poll. Or at least, if you do, you won't need it. But I've been thinking and researching insomnia for years now, and I have come up with a why to scientifically, systematically, and once-and-for-all help you spend two minutes or so of your time, This time is nonrefundable, I'm afraid.

Poll #1122714 Cruisin' for a Snoozin'

The greatest joy associated with insomnia is:

the exercise you gain tossing and turning.
2(22.2%)
all that wonderful thinking time you get so you can be positive about precisely how wretched you are.
1(11.1%)
the quality sleep time you'll get at work followed by that much-anticipated trip to the unemployment office.
1(11.1%)
the reinforcement in your mind about what millions of sheep jumping fences looks like.
2(22.2%)
the satisfaction that when you complain and whine the next day, it's going to be justifiable.
3(33.3%)

The best cure for insomnia is:

hot chocolate.
3(33.3%)
a good strong cup of fuly-loaded coffee.
0(0.0%)
three or four cans of jolt cola.
2(22.2%)
warm milk.
3(33.3%)
listening to President Bush addressing the nation.
1(11.1%)

As nasty as insomnia is, it's still better than

a hangover.
0(0.0%)
a night with Marj Simpson.
0(0.0%)
paying income taxes.
2(22.2%)
listening to President Bush address the nation.
1(11.1%)
all of the above.
5(55.6%)
none of the above.
1(11.1%)

For a good time, call:

1-800-555-8355
0(0.0%)
1-866-222-3456
0(0.0%)
1-303-499-7111
1(12.5%)
1-204-983-2050
3(37.5%)
Other, please specify in comments.
4(50.0%)
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Bruce, Caroline

FYI

It's official. I am more convinced now than ever that American Idol
makes a waste of time seem productive. No offense to you who, for
reasons unknown, like this stuff, but I do have my opinions and I'm
sticking with them.

Bruce
Bruce, Caroline

Another LJ Idol Vote

It's that time again, ladies, gentlemen and guide-dogs. The deserving among us need your vote in LJ Idol. I'd like to think I'm worthy of your vote, but that's up to you to decide. Please read my LJ Idol entry for this week on Whose LJ Is This Anyway? and make that decision. Then, if you so choose, please go here and cast that vote. There are many other worthy entries, too, not the least of which belong to the ever-lovely kittytech, so if you have a minute, find aomeone else to get your vote too.
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