January 29th, 2008

Bruce, Caroline

Ode to Ketchup

The bottle is calling me,
"Come get me please.
I want to be eaten,
On a burger with cheese."

The anticipation's mounting,
And the seconds I am counting,
And my taste buds, they're on fire.

Green, purple, pink, orange, teal, and blue,
Thanks very much, but I think the red will do.
Barbecue sauce, well, that's fine,
But, oh Ketchup, you're divine!!!!!
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    The Ketchup Bottle Boogy
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Bruce, Caroline

That's a Bunch of Polloney

What happens when i can't come up with a poll? I guess we're about to find out.

Poll #1129542 The No-Poll Poll

I couldn't think of a poll topic to day. This

is a good thing.
2(20.0%)
is immensely sad.
3(30.0%)
is a fact you can take or leave.
2(20.0%)
makes you want to run around the office every day singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of your lungs.
1(10.0%)
should be a good thing, but there's still a poll, so where's the benefit?
2(20.0%)

When I can't come up with a poll, I should

leave well enough alone.
2(20.0%)
do whatever I see fit.
1(10.0%)
look for some fascinating trivia and write a poll based on that.
1(10.0%)
do whatever it takes to come up with poll questions.
3(30.0%)
come to grip with the facts that polls are useless.
3(30.0%)

Today between 7:00 and 8:00 central, you will be

eating
0(0.0%)
sleeping
2(20.0%)
in a passionate embrace with the one you love.
1(10.0%)
reading a book.
0(0.0%)
listening to Caroline et al on ACB Radio's Main Menu.
3(30.0%)
  • Current Music
    Anticipation of hearing Caroline's voice soon.
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