Today's poem has no dumb math questions for you to pick from, I promise.
Which computer platform/OS do you use?
Other, please specify in comments
I don't use computers and have voted in this poll telepathically
On a scale of five to nine, with five being very dissatisfied and nine being very satisfied, how satisfied are you with the platform/OS you are currently using?
Mean: 7.73 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.06
How likely are you to change to a different platform/OS in the coming year?
Very likely, it's almost a dead certainty.
There's a good chance I will.
Who knows what might happen.
I really doubt it, but ya never know.
Not a chance, I'll stick with what I know.
Be honest now, do you go around with a sense of superiority because of the platform/OS you have chosen?
You bet, when you are superior, you have a right to act it.
I'm kind of embarrassed to admit it, but yes, I suppose I do.
I choose not to answer.
No, that would just be silly.
No, and it bugs me when people do.
What are your plans for Valentine's Day?
I have plans, and I'll tell you about them in a comment.
I have plans, and if you'd like to know what they are you can e-mail me.
None of your business.
Valentine's Day is just another day for me.
Valentine's Day is a painful day of the year for me.