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Bruce, Caroline

Meat, Too

I'd make a lousy vegetarian. If I were to fight over some vegetables with a rabbit, the rabbit would win because there would be no fight. So, take the official Bruce Toews meat questionaire, even if you're a vegetarian (woe unto thee).

Poll #1076565 Meet the Meat

My favorite type of meat is

chicken.
10(71.4%)
beef.
3(21.4%)
pork.
0(0.0%)
deer.
1(7.1%)
I'm vegetarian.
0(0.0%)

The best way to eat meat is

cooked.
5(35.7%)
barbecued.
9(64.3%)
fried.
0(0.0%)
raw.
0(0.0%)
I told you, I'm a vegetarian!
0(0.0%)

The best thing to put on meat is

ketchup.
2(14.3%)
barbecue sauce.
8(57.1%)
cheese.
0(0.0%)
mushrooms.
4(28.6%)
What part of "vegetarian" isn't registering with you, Bruce?
0(0.0%)

To me, meat is

the yummiest of the four food groups.
7(50.0%)
as good as, but no better than, the other four food groups.
6(42.9%)
good, but not as good as some of the other food groups.
1(7.1%)
a necessary nutritional evil.
0(0.0%)
You really don't understand the word "vegetarian", Bruce, do you?
0(0.0%)

Comments

Friendly hell

Since we seem to have to tell you things more than once Bruce dear, note the fifth check box on every question on this poll, I feel it necessary to say that my favorite meat is chicken, chicken without ketchup.
You are the funniest dang man!
I am sitting here ROTFLMAO!