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Bruce, Caroline

Question of the Day

Complete this sentence: In all my years of wearing underwear ...


... I've never found any like a pair that I had when I was a kid. I used to run around the house in nothing but this pair of terrycloth underwear that were just a bit too big for me so they'd fall down a lot. I loved them though. I was probably about two at the time, but this is, for some really crazy reason, one of my earliest memories.

in all my years of wearing underwear

I've never once been hit by a car.
... i still manage to put them on inside-out sometimes.
... I've never had the desire to put ketchup on them. I am labelled as a freak by my peers.
In all my years of wearing my undies, I've never missed my diapers.