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Bruce, Caroline

Bonus Question of the Day

Tell me about the most interesting experience you've ever had in a doctor's office.


Does a dentist office count?
Because I had the funkiest experience at one 20 or so years back.
The dentist had given me nitrous oxide to fill a tooth. I hate drilling, and love nitrous, that stuff oughta be legal, but anyway.
So I'd been sitting there breathing that stuff and was getting really really high. If I breathe it too long and there's no activity around me I get a real floaty feeling.
Anyway so the Dentist comes in to tell me he'll be right back. Meanwhile the dentist chair I am in feels like it's going to tip backwards.
I said exactly this as he prepared to walk out:
"Simonson! {dentist's name} You get your ass back in here, this chair is going backwards."
From then on all we did was laugh. the office staff would come in just to hear me laugh and they'd start laughing too.