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Just Kidding

Take this completely scientific poll for advice on children in your future.

Poll #1084474 Kid Row

I have

no kids that I am aware of.
0(0.0%)
no kids, and I'm sure of it.
8(57.1%)
a kid.
1(7.1%)
two kids.
4(28.6%)
three kids.
1(7.1%)
four kids.
0(0.0%)
five kids.
0(0.0%)
more than five kids.
0(0.0%)
so many children, I don't know what to do.
0(0.0%)
my first child in my womb as we speak - or write, or vote, or whatever we're doing.
0(0.0%)

I want

to have more kids someday.
0(0.0%)
to not have any more kids.
4(28.6%)
to have a kid someday.
2(14.3%)
to have kids someday.
0(0.0%)
to never have kids.
1(7.1%)
to just practice, practice, practice and see what happens.
1(7.1%)
to adopt a kid someday.
4(28.6%)
to adopt some kids someday.
1(7.1%)
to babysit occasionally so I'll be reminded of why I don't have kids.
0(0.0%)
to watch football on TV.
1(7.1%)

The best things in life are

free.
1(7.1%)
worth fighting for.
10(71.4%)
costly.
0(0.0%)
women.
0(0.0%)
covered with ketchup.
1(7.1%)
drenched in Coca-Cola.
1(7.1%)
Mars bars.
0(0.0%)
so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.
1(7.1%)
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