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Bruce, Caroline

Question of the Day

Does anything make sense?


Does anything make sense!
Depends on the time of day!
Depends on if I'm hungry, thirsty, tired, stressed, relaxed, happy, angry, upset . . .
Depends on who asks me or tells me.
Depends on if it's got ketchup on it or not.
Um, let's see, ...
Depends on what anything is.
And, we must not forget, it depends on what is means.
pretty much, no.
Smart-ass answer number one!
Define sense and explain why such a thing is important or vital.
Smart-ass answer two!
Oh, you young whipper-snappers just have it too good! You're so ungrateful, what with your instant gratification and your Beatle haircuts and transistor radios and all. Back in my day, we didn't depend on other things or other people to make sense! Dammit, we made our own sense, right at home! Sure it was painful and it took too long, but we loved it and we were grateful to have it! We made so much we gave away sense to all our friends and family at Christmastime! I always had some with me as I trudged every day, fifteen miles in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways!

Smart-ass answer Number Three!
I am not programmed to respond in that area.