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Bruce, Caroline

Question of the Day

Why is the number of floors the elevator stops at on its way down
directly proportional to how late you are?


Ah, do I sense a story here? Hmm. Let's see. Elevators have sensors built into them. Somehow they are able to sense when a person is agitated and/or in a hurry, and it chooses at that time to become defiant. It's all done just for you. SMILE!