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Bruce, Caroline

Coffee-Cat Poll

I honestly make an effort in this one to have options that express other views from my own about coffee.

Poll #1117721 Coffee

Coffee tastes

WONDERFUL.
6(40.0%)
GOOD.
1(6.7%)
OKAY.
4(26.7%)
BAD.
1(6.7%)
LOUSY.
0(0.0%)
LIKE HAMSTER SPIT.
3(20.0%)

The smell of a kettle of coffee brewing

is heavenly.
6(40.0%)
is pleasant.
3(20.0%)
is unpleasant.
1(6.7%)
is disgusting.
2(13.3%)
can be nice in the morning with other breakfast smells.
3(20.0%)

The smell of twelve coffeepots going full blast so a bunch of people can guzzle at will is

wonderful.
4(26.7%)
pleasing.
4(26.7%)
displeasing.
0(0.0%)
tolerable.
2(13.3%)
nauseating.
5(33.3%)

Rap music is

da best, man, da best, man, better'n all da rest, man!
0(0.0%)
okay.
2(13.3%)
so-so.
2(13.3%)
not something I particularly like.
6(40.0%)
really disgusting.
5(33.3%)
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Comments

*laugh* OK, apparently 'someone' has completely opposite ideas on javajavajava than I... *grin*

Mornin'!
I'd say our views are rather polarized, yes.

coffee

I just got done drinking a wonderfully delicious cup of coffee. I submit that you ought to try coffee again for yourself, and you might want to doctor it up with a bit of ketchup. You say ketchup improves all things, so since you don't like coffee, I submit that if you use ketchup in it, however disgusting that might be to coffee purists, you might like it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! BTW how do you know what hamster spit tastes like?

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Ketchup may be a miracle-worker, but even it can only go so far. There are some things, like famine, pestilence, earthquakes, global anihilation and coffee, which are unimprovable. As for the taste? I know what coffee tastes like, so if coffee tastes like hamseter spit, I know what hamster spit tastes like.

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Bruce, you've broken my heart. and here I was just about to propose marketing ketchup for pest control! Dang!
If you say coffee tastes like hamster spit, well, then I like hamster spit. *grin* There's plenty of coffee here for you-Coke too btw, never say I'm not hospitable!

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LOLOLOLOLOL! I vote for ketchup in coffee! Now *THAT* might taste like hamster spit! ROFL!!!!!

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Well said! I was trying to say the same thing without actually saying it, but I think you nailed it. :) *grin*
Bruce, seems you feel about the taste of coffee the way I feel about the taste of beer. Yes, I've had a beer when it was especially hot outside, but the taste of it is not something I'd prefer day in and out. That being said, I would also bet there'd be folks reading this here comment that would claim I'm a few tacos short of a combo platter and beer is just about the closest thing one can have to the nectar of the gods or however you want to put it.