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Bruce, Caroline

Insomniacs of the World Unite!

You don't want to sleep through this poll. Or at least, if you do, you won't need it. But I've been thinking and researching insomnia for years now, and I have come up with a why to scientifically, systematically, and once-and-for-all help you spend two minutes or so of your time, This time is nonrefundable, I'm afraid.

Poll #1122714 Cruisin' for a Snoozin'

The greatest joy associated with insomnia is:

the exercise you gain tossing and turning.
2(22.2%)
all that wonderful thinking time you get so you can be positive about precisely how wretched you are.
1(11.1%)
the quality sleep time you'll get at work followed by that much-anticipated trip to the unemployment office.
1(11.1%)
the reinforcement in your mind about what millions of sheep jumping fences looks like.
2(22.2%)
the satisfaction that when you complain and whine the next day, it's going to be justifiable.
3(33.3%)

The best cure for insomnia is:

hot chocolate.
3(33.3%)
a good strong cup of fuly-loaded coffee.
0(0.0%)
three or four cans of jolt cola.
2(22.2%)
warm milk.
3(33.3%)
listening to President Bush addressing the nation.
1(11.1%)

As nasty as insomnia is, it's still better than

a hangover.
0(0.0%)
a night with Marj Simpson.
0(0.0%)
paying income taxes.
2(22.2%)
listening to President Bush address the nation.
1(11.1%)
all of the above.
5(55.6%)
none of the above.
1(11.1%)

For a good time, call:

1-800-555-8355
0(0.0%)
1-866-222-3456
0(0.0%)
1-303-499-7111
1(12.5%)
1-204-983-2050
3(37.5%)
Other, please specify in comments.
4(50.0%)
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For a good time call... 867-5309. ;)
Bruce, you have a strange mind. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Now I got a couple of objections. You did not! use reading a book as one of the "cures for insomnia" in your poll, and I use that all the time. Also, you did not include yourself, (I do not think anyway), on the who to call for a good time answer. So my answer for that question is to call Bruce. You are a riot and a half!
Now who do these numbers belong to, or do I really want to know?
You are a mess!
Shazza, laughing
I agree completely about the book thing! And when you're deaf, using relay, calling anyone is a pain in the ass and doesn't ever equal good anything, not ever. For a good time, I think I'll read a book.
Well, for a good time, I'll cuddle up with Caroline and watch Corner Gas.
I've had good books keep me up at night, but unless it's one of the Douglas Adams books, which I've read dozens of times, a really good book rarely puts me to sleep.

I wasn't about to give my own phone number in a publicly-accessible poll. GRIN

As for the numbers I gave, you'll have to find that out yourself. I will say that they're all safe numbers to call, nothing embarrassing and I didn't give anyone's personal phone number.