The greatest joy associated with insomnia is:
the exercise you gain tossing and turning.
2(22.2%)
all that wonderful thinking time you get so you can be positive about precisely how wretched you are.
1(11.1%)
the quality sleep time you'll get at work followed by that much-anticipated trip to the unemployment office.
1(11.1%)
the reinforcement in your mind about what millions of sheep jumping fences looks like.
2(22.2%)
the satisfaction that when you complain and whine the next day, it's going to be justifiable.
3(33.3%)
The best cure for insomnia is:
hot chocolate.
3(33.3%)
a good strong cup of fuly-loaded coffee.
0(0.0%)
three or four cans of jolt cola.
2(22.2%)
warm milk.
3(33.3%)
listening to President Bush addressing the nation.
1(11.1%)
As nasty as insomnia is, it's still better than
a hangover.
0(0.0%)
a night with Marj Simpson.
0(0.0%)
paying income taxes.
2(22.2%)
listening to President Bush address the nation.
1(11.1%)
all of the above.
5(55.6%)
none of the above.
1(11.1%)
For a good time, call:
1-800-555-8355
0(0.0%)
1-866-222-3456
0(0.0%)
1-303-499-7111
1(12.5%)
1-204-983-2050
3(37.5%)
Other, please specify in comments.
4(50.0%)
