The nicest thing about -40-degree wind chills is that
you get to spend endless time telling all your Internet friends just how cold it is.
it's a great way to get rid of that extra nose you've been meaning to have amputated.
you're keeping the gas company from going bankrupt with all the extra money you're paying them.
it keeps the global warming people quiet for a minute or two.
it's just cool that -40 Celcius and -40 Fahrenheit mean exactly the same thing.
When an American complains that 25 degrees Fahrenheit is excessively frigid, you:
have no idea what they mean, since you're in the 21st century and use Celcius.
look around, and if you see your shadow you crawl back into your hole for six weeks.
What really makes things cold for you is the:
all of the above.
look you get from your significant other when she/he discovers you forgot to plug the car in last night. (block heaters)
Aren't you glad it's Friday?
No, you're weird.
You bet, pour on the Coke and turn on the Corner Gas episodes.
You're the lucky one, Bruce, you get to talk with Caroline on the weekend.
Fridays are just plain wonderful!
You're not doing this poll on a Friday, so no, you're not glad it's Friday because that would make you a politician, I mean, a liar.