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Bruce, Caroline

Passengery Duty

Okay, it's eighteen below, Fahrenheit; with the wind chill, it's thirty-seven below, Fahrenheit. So, having just frozen my gashtorkers off on my way to work, I present you with the Passenger Poll.

Poll #1124873 Please Passenger the Ketchup

In a car, if I'm going to be a passenger, I prefer

the front seat, next to the driver.
8(72.7%)
The back, in the left.
1(9.1%)
the back, in the right.
2(18.2%)
the back, in the middle.
0(0.0%)
the trunk.
0(0.0%)

You will NEVER find me riding in the

front, next to the driver.
0(0.0%)
back, on the left.
0(0.0%)
back, on the right.
0(0.0%)
back, in the middle.
0(0.0%)
trunk.
8(72.7%)

When riding in a vehicle, I prefer

a lot of leg room so I can stretch my legs out in front of me.
6(54.5%)
a higher seat so my legs have plenty of vertical room.
5(45.5%)
a ytranquilizer, I hate riding in vehicles.
0(0.0%)

When I see a bottle of ketchup, I

stop and bow my head in thanks.
1(9.1%)
Pick it up and hold it lovingly.
1(9.1%)
wave hello.
0(0.0%)
open it up and slather it all over my face.
0(0.0%)
think, "Oh, a bottle of ketchup, how nice," and walk on.
5(45.5%)
couldn't possibly be more indifferent if you paid me.
2(18.2%)
cringe in utter disgust.
2(18.2%)
other, please specify in comments.
0(0.0%)

Comments

Re: polls

Dude, what poll are you looking at? Man, I'd love it if he had 35!! SMILE!