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Bruce, Caroline

That's a Bunch of Polloney

What happens when i can't come up with a poll? I guess we're about to find out.

Poll #1129542 The No-Poll Poll

I couldn't think of a poll topic to day. This

is a good thing.
2(20.0%)
is immensely sad.
3(30.0%)
is a fact you can take or leave.
2(20.0%)
makes you want to run around the office every day singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of your lungs.
1(10.0%)
should be a good thing, but there's still a poll, so where's the benefit?
2(20.0%)

When I can't come up with a poll, I should

leave well enough alone.
2(20.0%)
do whatever I see fit.
1(10.0%)
look for some fascinating trivia and write a poll based on that.
1(10.0%)
do whatever it takes to come up with poll questions.
3(30.0%)
come to grip with the facts that polls are useless.
3(30.0%)

Today between 7:00 and 8:00 central, you will be

eating
0(0.0%)
sleeping
2(20.0%)
in a passionate embrace with the one you love.
1(10.0%)
reading a book.
0(0.0%)
listening to Caroline et al on ACB Radio's Main Menu.
3(30.0%)
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Comments

We got tickets for the Indigo Girls concert, so I guess passionate embrace. Sorry. How often Caroline appear on the radio?
Bruce, fine friend Bruce.
You are a mess.
You are the silliest, craziest, funniest, goofiest human being I've ever met.
That ketchup poem was pure, uh, pure, errrrrr, pure, um, unmitigated, em, ahem, errrrr, genius, yes, genius.
You really are a mess.
Oh to be a Vulcan so's I can mind meld with you.
Here's a topic for a poll dear.
Why is Bruce's mind so, errrr, errrr, messed up?
Yeah, that's a good poll topic.
Do something with that, would ya?
Love ya!
And your dear Miss Caroline as well of course.