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Are you relationship-savvy? Take this carefully-crafted poll about relationships, and Brucetola Polls Inc. guarantees that, after doing so, you will know precisely as much about relationships as you do now. We promise. Really, we can make that promise. Triple your money back if you don't. Honest, if you don't, I'll abstain from drinking Coke for at least a minute!

Poll #1130549 Can You Relate?

Are you currently in a relationship?

Yes, a vibrant, happy one.
6(75.0%)
Yes, but it is in jeopardy.
0(0.0%)
Sort of, it might best be termed a close association.
1(12.5%)
No, but I want one.
1(12.5%)
No, and I'm not looking for one.
0(0.0%)

If you are currently in a relationship, how would you label it?

marriage
5(55.6%)
living together
0(0.0%)
engaged
0(0.0%)
dating
3(33.3%)
not in a relationship
1(11.1%)
other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Excluding any relationship in which you may or may not be at present, how many relationships have you been in before?

none
1(11.1%)
1
3(33.3%)
between 2 and 4
3(33.3%)
between 5 and 10
2(22.2%)
more than ten, and you know how many
0(0.0%)
too many to count
0(0.0%)

What is the most important thing to remember for a healthy relationship in 250 characters or less?

What do you like about camping?

campfires/roasting wieners and marshmallows
1(11.1%)
singing silly campfire songs.
0(0.0%)
sleeping on the ground with a tree root or rock pocking into your back.
0(0.0%)
getting hammered
0(0.0%)
making out behind the trees
0(0.0%)
making new friends
0(0.0%)
having to hike a mile and a half if you want to do anything at all
0(0.0%)
swimming
1(11.1%)
It's so much funpeeing behind a thorn bush, then falling into that thorn bush and spending the rest of the weekend picking thorns out of sensitive body parts.
0(0.0%)
Absolutely nothing, there is no such thing as an enjoyable part of camping, give me a hotel.
2(22.2%)
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