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Bruce, Caroline

Breaking the Ice Cream

So it occurs to me that kittytech thinks drinking hot chocolate in the summertime is strange, but eating an ice cream sandwich in the middle of January makes perfect sense. Well, all right then, she's certifiable, tell me something I didn't already know. At any rate, this startling revelation inspired today's poll, which I subtitle "Ice Cream for Answers".

Poll #1132811 Ice Creamatorium

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you like on top of your ice cream?

Chocolate sauce
0(0.0%)
Nuts
0(0.0%)
Fruit
0(0.0%)
Oreos
2(14.3%)
Sugar
0(0.0%)
Whipped cream
1(7.1%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)
Nothing, I prefer my ice cream plain
2(14.3%)

What do you prefer underneath your ice cream?

Cake
0(0.0%)
Cookies
0(0.0%)
Brownies
2(14.3%)
Fruit
0(0.0%)
Pie
0(0.0%)
Soft Drinks
0(0.0%)
Hot Chocolate
0(0.0%)
This is a G-rated poll, so I can't say
2(14.3%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)
Nothing, I prefer my ice cream plain.
5(35.7%)

The thought of ketchup on ice cream fills your heart with

joy and anticipation.
0(0.0%)
a general feeling of goodwill.
0(0.0%)
nothing in particular.
0(0.0%)
a deep concern that Bruce has really lost it, assuming he ever had it, whatever "it" is.
5(35.7%)
disgust and revoltion.
9(64.3%)

Take a deep breath through your nose, right now. What do you smell?

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Comments

Chocolate sauce is not the same as hot fudge, thus the need for a comment.
Cashews are not technically nuts. They are the seed of the cashew, and appear on the plant as the stem of the fruit. A tasty fruit that is too soft to transport away from Brazil.

My ideal Ice Cream Creation:

Cherry
Cashews
Whipped Cream
Hot Fudge
Marshmallow Sauce
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
Bananas
Hot Fudgy Brownie

Ice cream is enjoyable,
In hot weather and in cold.
It is something that is adored,
By people young and old.
Those of us from Wisconsin,

Adore this cold treat so,
From the Shores of Lake Superior,
To the town of Mukwanago.
We eat it when it's cold outside.
We eat it when it's warm.
We enjoy ice cream in the heat of Summer,
And sometimes during a snowstorm.

Oh Ice Cream; oh ice cream!
How grand a treat you are!
And now I think that I will go,
And get an Eskimo Bar.

Ah yes, another poem,
From VoyagerJC,
I wonder what I owe'm,
For writing it to me?

Poetry is difficult
this early in the morn,
I think my poems are heart-felt,
Most think they're full of corn.

And now it's off to work again,
Psychology I'll read,
But soon I can go home again,
I will be glad, indeed.
Today I heard from the Brucetola.
A reply to my comment he sent.
He asks that for my poem,
What amount for it should be sent?
To which it is that I reply,
My friend, there is no fee.
For every one of my poems,
Are absolutely free.