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Bruce, Caroline

Burger, Burger, On My Plate

With temperatures finally warming, with some indicators in the air that spring might actually be on its way, a young man's fancies turn to thoughts of burgers. Yes, i stil consider myself young, deal with it. So I give you the opportunity to design your perfect burger.

Poll #1144656 The Perfect Burger

First, the size (circumference). Will this be

a small burger
1(10.0%)
a medium-sized burger
4(40.0%)
a large burger
2(20.0%)
a huge burger
3(30.0%)

Now, the bun. Will you use a bun made of

white bread
4(40.0%)
brown (whole wheat) bread
3(30.0%)
rye bread
0(0.0%)
potato bread
2(20.0%)
No bread
1(10.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Will you be toasting the bun?

Yes
4(40.0%)
No
6(60.0%)

Of what will the patty(ies) be composed?

Beef
7(70.0%)
Deer
0(0.0%)
Bison/Buffalo
1(10.0%)
Chicken
0(0.0%)
Turkey
1(10.0%)
Lamb
0(0.0%)
Tofu
0(0.0%)
"Fake meat" for vegetarians
0(0.0%)
Some combination
0(0.0%)
No patties, this is just going to be a yummy ketchup burger
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
1(10.0%)

Thin or thick patties?

Thin
1(10.0%)
Medium
4(40.0%)
Thick
5(50.0%)

How many patties?

1
7(70.0%)
2
2(20.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
More than 3
1(10.0%)

Ideally, what is the best preparation method for your masterpiece burger?

On the stove
1(10.0%)
On a grill, such as the George Foreman
0(0.0%)
On the barbecue
9(90.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How do you like your patties?

Rare
1(10.0%)
Medium rare
1(10.0%)
Medium
6(60.0%)
Well-done
2(20.0%)
Very well-done
0(0.0%)

What toppings will you use?

Cheese
0(0.0%)
Bacon
0(0.0%)
Lettuce
0(0.0%)
Mushrooms
0(0.0%)
Onions
0(0.0%)
Pickles
0(0.0%)
Sauerkraut
0(0.0%)
Tomato
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
More ketchup
0(0.0%)
Still more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Barbecue sauce
0(0.0%)
Mustard
0(0.0%)
Relish
0(0.0%)
Taco Sauce
0(0.0%)
Salsa
0(0.0%)
Potato chips
0(0.0%)
A little more ketchup for good measure
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How many of these burgers do you want?

1
5(50.0%)
2
3(30.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
1(10.0%)
More than 4
1(10.0%)

If you could pick one person to spend a completely platonic day/evening with, living or dead, who would it be?

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Comments

I like avocado and fried egg on an ideal burger.
All hale the burger, my favorite treat.
A most delightful thing to eat.
Fix mine with ketchup or Barbecue sauce.,
And some cheese of course, Then on my plate toss,
Some potato chips or lots of french fries.
And if possible, my order please supersize.
Then bring me a Coke without any ice.
Then, there will be a meal that is more than just nice.