Bruce Toews (masterofmusings) wrote,
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Burger, Burger, On My Plate

With temperatures finally warming, with some indicators in the air that spring might actually be on its way, a young man's fancies turn to thoughts of burgers. Yes, i stil consider myself young, deal with it. So I give you the opportunity to design your perfect burger.

Poll #1144656 The Perfect Burger

First, the size (circumference). Will this be

a small burger
1(10.0%)
a medium-sized burger
4(40.0%)
a large burger
2(20.0%)
a huge burger
3(30.0%)

Now, the bun. Will you use a bun made of

white bread
4(40.0%)
brown (whole wheat) bread
3(30.0%)
rye bread
0(0.0%)
potato bread
2(20.0%)
No bread
1(10.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Will you be toasting the bun?

Yes
4(40.0%)
No
6(60.0%)

Of what will the patty(ies) be composed?

Beef
7(70.0%)
Deer
0(0.0%)
Bison/Buffalo
1(10.0%)
Chicken
0(0.0%)
Turkey
1(10.0%)
Lamb
0(0.0%)
Tofu
0(0.0%)
"Fake meat" for vegetarians
0(0.0%)
Some combination
0(0.0%)
No patties, this is just going to be a yummy ketchup burger
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
1(10.0%)

Thin or thick patties?

Thin
1(10.0%)
Medium
4(40.0%)
Thick
5(50.0%)

How many patties?

1
7(70.0%)
2
2(20.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
More than 3
1(10.0%)

Ideally, what is the best preparation method for your masterpiece burger?

On the stove
1(10.0%)
On a grill, such as the George Foreman
0(0.0%)
On the barbecue
9(90.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How do you like your patties?

Rare
1(10.0%)
Medium rare
1(10.0%)
Medium
6(60.0%)
Well-done
2(20.0%)
Very well-done
0(0.0%)

What toppings will you use?

Cheese
0(0.0%)
Bacon
0(0.0%)
Lettuce
0(0.0%)
Mushrooms
0(0.0%)
Onions
0(0.0%)
Pickles
0(0.0%)
Sauerkraut
0(0.0%)
Tomato
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
More ketchup
0(0.0%)
Still more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Barbecue sauce
0(0.0%)
Mustard
0(0.0%)
Relish
0(0.0%)
Taco Sauce
0(0.0%)
Salsa
0(0.0%)
Potato chips
0(0.0%)
A little more ketchup for good measure
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How many of these burgers do you want?

1
5(50.0%)
2
3(30.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
1(10.0%)
More than 4
1(10.0%)

If you could pick one person to spend a completely platonic day/evening with, living or dead, who would it be?

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