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Bruce, Caroline

Doggedly Hot

Time to build your own hotdog. Once you've taken this poll, you'll know how.

Poll #1153716 Some Like it Hot, Dog-Gone It

First, choose the bread for the bun.

White
4(28.6%)
Brown (whole wheat)
3(21.4%)
Bread with lots of sesame seeds in it
1(7.1%)
Bread with those yuckly little bits of onion in it
2(14.3%)
Bread with litle pieces of cheese in it
3(21.4%)
No bread
1(7.1%)
I don't eat hotdogs
0(0.0%)

What about the sausage?

Standard wiener
3(21.4%)
LArge wiener (this is G-rated, honest)
6(42.9%)
Smokey
5(35.7%)
Something bigger than a smokey
0(0.0%)
If I didn't like hotdogs before, I definitely don't now
0(0.0%)

Of what is the sausage comprised?

Standard whatever the heck it is they put in wieners
5(35.7%)
All-beef
8(57.1%)
Pork
1(7.1%)
Poodle: after all, it's a hotdog
0(0.0%)
that fake vegie stuff
0(0.0%)
Some animal not herein named
0(0.0%)
This concept of me not liking hotdogs just isn't getting through, is it?
0(0.0%)

How many sausages in your hotdog?

1
11(78.6%)
2
3(21.4%)
Same as the number o hotdogs, none
0(0.0%)

Cheese with that?

Yes
6(42.9%)
No
8(57.1%)
How can you have cheese on a hotdog you're not eating?
0(0.0%)

Bacon?

Yes
4(30.8%)
No
9(69.2%)
I don't like hotdogs. you didn't write this poll for me, did you?
0(0.0%)

Chili?

Yes
7(50.0%)
No
7(50.0%)
I don't like hotdogs, why have I gone this far in the poll?
0(0.0%)

How about condiments?

Ketchup
1(7.7%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Mustard
0(0.0%)
Relish
0(0.0%)
Barbecue sauce
0(0.0%)
Salsa
0(0.0%)
Some other kind of sauce
0(0.0%)
Sauerkraut
1(7.7%)
A bit more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Onions
0(0.0%)
Mayo
0(0.0%)
Beans
0(0.0%)
Lettuce
0(0.0%)
Pickles
0(0.0%)
Hmmm, still needs more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Mushrooms
0(0.0%)
Some more ketchup, just to be on the safe side
0(0.0%)
Give me the condiments, keep the hotdog
0(0.0%)

How many hotdogs?

1
3(21.4%)
2
7(50.0%)
3
4(28.6%)
4
0(0.0%)
More than 4
0(0.0%)
None, I've been trying to tell you, haven't you been listening?
0(0.0%)

Have you ever met anyone named Adolph?

Yes
3(21.4%)
No
6(42.9%)
What, no dessert?
5(35.7%)
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