First, choose the bread for the bun.
White
4(28.6%)
Brown (whole wheat)
3(21.4%)
Bread with lots of sesame seeds in it
1(7.1%)
Bread with those yuckly little bits of onion in it
2(14.3%)
Bread with litle pieces of cheese in it
3(21.4%)
No bread
1(7.1%)
I don't eat hotdogs
0(0.0%)
What about the sausage?
Standard wiener
3(21.4%)
LArge wiener (this is G-rated, honest)
6(42.9%)
Smokey
5(35.7%)
Something bigger than a smokey
0(0.0%)
If I didn't like hotdogs before, I definitely don't now
0(0.0%)
Of what is the sausage comprised?
Standard whatever the heck it is they put in wieners
5(35.7%)
All-beef
8(57.1%)
Pork
1(7.1%)
Poodle: after all, it's a hotdog
0(0.0%)
that fake vegie stuff
0(0.0%)
Some animal not herein named
0(0.0%)
This concept of me not liking hotdogs just isn't getting through, is it?
0(0.0%)
How many sausages in your hotdog?
1
11(78.6%)
2
3(21.4%)
Same as the number o hotdogs, none
0(0.0%)
Cheese with that?
Yes
6(42.9%)
No
8(57.1%)
How can you have cheese on a hotdog you're not eating?
0(0.0%)
Bacon?
Yes
4(30.8%)
No
9(69.2%)
I don't like hotdogs. you didn't write this poll for me, did you?
0(0.0%)
Chili?
Yes
7(50.0%)
No
7(50.0%)
I don't like hotdogs, why have I gone this far in the poll?
0(0.0%)
How about condiments?
Ketchup
1(7.7%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Mustard
0(0.0%)
Relish
0(0.0%)
Barbecue sauce
0(0.0%)
Salsa
0(0.0%)
Some other kind of sauce
0(0.0%)
Sauerkraut
1(7.7%)
A bit more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Onions
0(0.0%)
Mayo
0(0.0%)
Beans
0(0.0%)
Lettuce
0(0.0%)
Pickles
0(0.0%)
Hmmm, still needs more ketchup
0(0.0%)
Mushrooms
0(0.0%)
Some more ketchup, just to be on the safe side
0(0.0%)
Give me the condiments, keep the hotdog
0(0.0%)
How many hotdogs?
1
3(21.4%)
2
7(50.0%)
3
4(28.6%)
4
0(0.0%)
More than 4
0(0.0%)
None, I've been trying to tell you, haven't you been listening?
0(0.0%)
Have you ever met anyone named Adolph?
Yes
3(21.4%)
No
6(42.9%)
What, no dessert?
5(35.7%)
