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Bruce, Caroline

Earphonia

I use headphones a lot. Do you? Please not, the last option in each question is not meant to offend, but is intended to be good-natured fun.

Poll #1155543 All About Headphones

I use headphones

often, because I can hear things more clearly through them.
8(72.7%)
a fair bit.
1(9.1%)
only when I have to.
1(9.1%)
to keep the door from blowing shut.
0(0.0%)
I am deaf, and if there isn't a category for me I will be complaining good-naturedly in a comment.
1(9.1%)

Ear buds, in my view,

are the best thing since sliced ketchup.
0(0.0%)
are maybe not the best things ever, but are still pretty darned cool.
4(36.4%)
are really great because I had a crush on Uhura from Star Trek and keep things in my ear in her memory.
0(0.0%)
are okay, nothing special but not bad.
0(0.0%)
are acceptable but in no way remotely preferable.
1(9.1%)
are a horrible, unacceptable way to listen to things.
5(45.5%)
are irrelevant, because I am deaf and need my own category.
1(9.1%)

Where do babies come from?

I will answer you in private e-mail.
0(0.0%)
I will answer you in a comment.
1(9.1%)
The stork.
2(18.2%)
Home Hardware.
0(0.0%)
Two six-packs and some soft music.
5(45.5%)
The government, they like to punish people.
1(9.1%)
It doesn't matter, as long as you name it Zaphod.
1(9.1%)
It doesn't matter, I'm deaf and want my own special category, whether or not it makes any sense to have it.
1(9.1%)
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Please note:
the "D" in "deaf" should be capitalized. I am not deaf (small-d), I am "Deaf" (large-D).

*ducks the mud pie*
Wow, you still found something to complain about! I'm imptressed!
oh but you're just so fun to pick at .... I can't resist!
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
*pickpickpick*
gunna go drink a coke now
Yes, I've learned in one of the many, many beginners ASL classes I've taken, that I'm hard of hearing, and even if I lose all my hearing, I will be hard of hearing until such a time as I am fluent in ASL.
Babies are God's most generous miracle gift to us.
Absolutely correct. And of all the responsibilities given to humanity, they're the most important of all.
*smile* you are so right. :)