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Bruce, Caroline

Build the Perfect Milk Shake

As the latest in our series of food preparation polls, may I direct your attention to the beverage, that nutritional glas of healthful bliss known as a milk shake. Shall we begin?

Poll #1161393 Milk Shake,Milk Rattle, and Milk Roll

What kind of container shall we use to dronk our perfect milk shake out of?

Big, tall, plastic tumbler
7(46.7%)
Big, tall, glass tumbler
0(0.0%)
One of those flute-shaped glasses like at a restaurant
4(26.7%)
A shot glass refilled over and over and over again
0(0.0%)
Forget that, I'm drinking out of the mixing container, pass the beaters!
3(20.0%)
The slipper of a girl you love, like the weirdos used to do with champagne
1(6.7%)
Someone else's glass, thievery and germs appeal to me
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

What kind of ice cream shall we use?

Vanilla
7(46.7%)
Chocolate
4(26.7%)
Strawberry
0(0.0%)
Stegosaurus-flavored
1(6.7%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Is the ice cream

homemade with a crank-it-yourself-and-sprain-your-back ice cream maker
0(0.0%)
Homemade with an electric ice cream maker
2(13.3%)
homemade with any kind of ice cream maker, provided your role in the making was supervisory
3(20.0%)
store-bought
7(46.7%)
delivered by the ice cream fairy
3(20.0%)

What kind of milk shall we use?

Skim
3(20.0%)
1%
2(13.3%)
2%
4(26.7%)
Whole
5(33.3%)
Goat
1(6.7%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

What shall we add to our milk shake?

Vanilla extract
0(0.0%)
Chocolate
1(6.7%)
Peanut butter
0(0.0%)
Nuts
0(0.0%)
Honey
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Fruit
2(13.3%)
Some other sauce
0(0.0%)
Alcohol
0(0.0%)
Cinnamon
0(0.0%)
Coffee/Hamster Spit
0(0.0%)
Rice
1(6.7%)
Coke
0(0.0%)
Ground-up candy bars
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How will we make our milk shake?

Hand-stirred/shaken
0(0.0%)
In a blender or dedicated milk shake maker thingy
13(92.9%)
Who cares, as long as your role int eh making process is supervisory
1(7.1%)
Shaken, not stirred
0(0.0%)

What do we add to the top of the finished milk shake?

Nuts
0(0.0%)
Whipped cream
4(30.8%)
Peanut butter
0(0.0%)
Chocolate sauce
1(7.7%)
Fruit
1(7.7%)
Some other sauce
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Lystereen
0(0.0%)

Will you be using a straw?

Yes, one of those really thick ones
4(26.7%)
Yes, one of those bendy ones
3(20.0%)
Yes, the ordinary type, I have good suction
1(6.7%)
No, I'll use a spoon or some other means
5(33.3%)
I have transporter technology. Beam it in, Scotty!
2(13.3%)

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I think you should use banana ice cream, too.

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