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Bruce, Caroline

Whether it's Cold or Wheather it's Hot, We've Got to have Weather, Whether or Not!

It's a yucky day in the Peg. Worse outside the city. So I thought I'd give you the chance to construct your perfect meteorological (that means weather, for anyone from Saskatchewan or Wisconsin) day.

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Poll #1176389 Build the Perfect Meteorological Day

Start with the basics: What temperature is your perfect day?

0 to 20ºF (-18 to -7ºC)
0(0.0%)
21 to 40ºF (-6 to +4ºC)
0(0.0%)
41 to 50ºF (5 to 10ºC)
0(0.0%)
51 to 60ºF (11 to 15ºC)
1(7.7%)
61 to 65ºF (16 to 18ºC)
1(7.7%)
66 to 70ºF (19 to 21ºC)
2(15.4%)
71 to 75ºF (22 to 24ºC)
7(53.8%)
76 to 80ºF 25 to 27ºC)
1(7.7%)
81 to 85ºF (28 to 30ºC)
1(7.7%)
86 to 90ºF (30 to 32ºC)
0(0.0%)
91 to 95ºF (33 to 35ºC)
0(0.0%)
96 to 100ºF (36 to 38ºC)
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)
How long did it take you to do all the metric conversions?
0(0.0%)

From what direction should the wind be coming?

North
0(0.0%)
Northeast
0(0.0%)
East
1(7.7%)
Southeast
0(0.0%)
South
1(7.7%)
Southwest
0(0.0%)
West
1(7.7%)
Northwest
0(0.0%)
The nearest body of water
3(23.1%)
Just as long as I'm downwind from that guy/girl standing next to me
0(0.0%)
Wind direction is like politics: irrelevant
7(53.8%)

What about wind speed?

No wind
0(0.0%)
Light wind
12(92.3%)
Moderate wind
0(0.0%)
Strong wind
0(0.0%)
Bring on a hurricane!
0(0.0%)
Variable/gusty
0(0.0%)
Exactly 27.821 miles (44.7735594 kilometers) per hour, constantly, 24/7
1(7.7%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Cloud cover?

Clear, no clouds
2(15.4%)
Just a few fluffy clouds here and there
8(61.5%)
Mostly sunny
1(7.7%)
Cloudy enough to provide consistent shade
1(7.7%)
Very cloudy
0(0.0%)
Who cares about the clouds, it's what's beneath them that matters
0(0.0%)
As long as the clouds look like animals, I'm easily entertained
1(7.7%)
What's a cloud?
0(0.0%)
Forty-two clouds
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How about the precipitation?

None
6(50.0%)
Rain
2(16.7%)
Snow
0(0.0%)
Sleet
0(0.0%)
Hale
0(0.0%)
Ice pellets
0(0.0%)
Ketchup
0(0.0%)
Coke
0(0.0%)
Cats and dogs
0(0.0%)
I love audience precipitation games!
2(16.7%)
Other, please specify in comments
2(16.7%)

How much precipitation?

I said I don't want any, how much of none do you want me to say?
6(50.0%)
Light, intermitent
4(33.3%)
Light, consistent
0(0.0%)
Heavy, intermittent
1(8.3%)
Heavy, consistent
1(8.3%)
Other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Do you like thunder?

You bet, great stuff, thunder!
5(38.5%)
No, it scares me
5(38.5%)
No, it bores me
0(0.0%)
No, it annoys me
1(7.7%)
No, it prevents me from hearing me tell myself what a wonderful person I am
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
1(7.7%)
As long as there are precisely forty-two thunderclaps per hour, bring it on!
1(7.7%)

Complete this sentence: The last time I contemplated wigwams in the modern world, I asked myself

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Comments

You obviously don't live on the coast. I want fog for my precipitation, fog, fog, fog!
Fog is better than ketchhup and unless it's very very very! foggy, you don't get wet!
Fog!
F! O! G! FOG!
I want rain every after noon at 5pm for 30 min! HEAVY rain! yay!

I see what you did with your mood. It amuses me..