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Bruce, Caroline

Doctoring a Poll

Time now for another in our series of once-a-day polls, which we haven't had for a week or so. Okay, long days, all right? For the sake of this one, pretend you enjoy seeing the doctor. It's easier that way.

Poll #1191683 Build the Perfect Doctor's Visit

If I'm going to see a doctor, I'd prefer it be

in an office.
6(46.2%)
in a clinic.
1(7.7%)
in a hospital.
0(0.0%)
Why can't they bring back house calls?
6(46.2%)
Other, please specify in comment.
0(0.0%)

I prefer dealing with

a male doctor.
0(0.0%)
a female doctor.
5(38.5%)
I would prefer a male doctor, but it's not a big deal.
0(0.0%)
I would prefer a female doctor, but it's not a big deal.
3(23.1%)
No preference.
5(38.5%)

When I see the doctor, I

automatically undress while waiting.
1(7.7%)
wait until invited, then fully disrobe.
1(7.7%)
take off what I need to, only when I need to.
9(69.2%)
pray like heck that I can remain fully clothed.
2(15.4%)
say "I will if you will."
0(0.0%)

I prefer a doctor who

takes an interest in me as a person.
8(61.5%)
goes about her or his business, get me in and get me out as fast as possible.
1(7.7%)
is as detailed as can be about the relevant issues, but no chit-chat.
4(30.8%)
Other, please specify in comments.
0(0.0%)

I prefer a doctor who diagnoses with

lots of questions
12(92.3%)
lots of really cool tests
1(7.7%)
Feel me, grope me, probe me, Docky Baby!
0(0.0%)
refers me to a lot of specialists
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments.
0(0.0%)

When diagnosing me, the worst thing a doctor can tell me is that

I've got some kind of illness.
6(46.2%)
I'm fine; for Pete's sake, can't I have something wrong with me?
1(7.7%)
I will be billed $600, but I'll be fine after that.
6(46.2%)

The most annoying secular Christmas song is

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2(16.7%)
Wonderful Christmas Time (Paul McCartney)
2(16.7%)
Police Lollipop, or whatever that song's called
1(8.3%)
Carol of the Cash Register Bells
3(25.0%)
Other, please specify in comments.
4(33.3%)
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Blue Christmas by anybody, I can't stand that song!
Not even the beautiful, heartfelt Porky Pig immitation version?
OMG I forgot about that one. When I was on "hurrication" in hell AKA Memphis home of Elvis; they played that song everywhere; sung by da kang, of course. yuck!
the worst song is that one that goes something like
"Santa, baby leave a present under the tree for me."
and the singer is talking about getting diamonds and money and things. It's not the words that bother me it's the singer; it's really super annoying. Well it's not annoying now because I'm deaf, but you know what I mean.
LOL I don't mind that one as much as wonderful Christmas Time. But good call.

Michael Bolton's version of "White Christmas"