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Bruce, Caroline

Frying to Pollarity

I love French (Freedom) fries very much. I decided as a kid that Friday was going to be French Fry day, and that my mom was always going to make me French (Freedom) fries on Fridays. Mom didn't buy this reasoning. But here, despite my damaged ego after this chhildhood heartache, is the French (Freedom) fry poll.

Poll #1203323 Guild the Perfect Order of French (Freedom) Fries

The ideal size for an order of fries is

small
2(16.7%)
medium
2(16.7%)
large
1(8.3%)
very large
2(16.7%)
bigger than the biggest thing ever, and then some
0(0.0%)
even bigger than that
4(33.3%)
nonexistent, I dont' like fries
0(0.0%)
some obscure size not mentioned above
1(8.3%)

The best fries are

home-made from scratch
0(0.0%)
store-bought, home-baked
2(16.7%)
store-bought, home-deep-fried
3(25.0%)
home-cut, home-baked
1(8.3%)
home-cut, home-deep-fried
6(50.0%)
who cares, as long as they have ketchp
0(0.0%)
nonexistent, I didn't like fries before, I don't like them now
0(0.0%)

Fries should be served

in a bag
1(8.3%)
in a box
2(16.7%)
on a plate
6(50.0%)
on a plate under a papertowel
3(25.0%)
floating in ketchup
0(0.0%)
to anyone else other than me
0(0.0%)
to an animal I dislike, I hate fries that much
0(0.0%)

Dipping fries in batter to add crispiness

is the best idea people have had in decades
1(8.3%)
makes the fries taste better
0(0.0%)
is something you can take or leave
5(41.7%)
is a wasted effort
2(16.7%)
wrecks the fries
2(16.7%)
forty-two
2(16.7%)
other, please specify incomments
0(0.0%)
does nothing because I hate fries anyway
0(0.0%)

What do you like to put on your fries?

ketchup
1(9.1%)
ketchup
0(0.0%)
ketchup
0(0.0%)
ketchup
0(0.0%)
vinegar
0(0.0%)
cheese
0(0.0%)
gravyq
1(9.1%)
bacon bits
0(0.0%)
sour cream
0(0.0%)
more ketchup
0(0.0%)
chocolate syrup
0(0.0%)
soyo sauce
0(0.0%)
more ketchup for good measure
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments
2(18.2%)
hmmm, needs more ketchup
0(0.0%)

When it comes to condiments, do you prefer

pouring them over your fries
0(0.0%)
diping your fries
11(100.0%)
mixing them all into a glass and drinking them while stuffing fries into the side of your mouth with the other hand
0(0.0%)
the condiments alone, as you hate fries
0(0.0%)
other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

How do you refer to fries?

French fries
5(45.5%)
Freedom fries
0(0.0%)
fries
6(54.5%)
chips
0(0.0%)
chippies (I didn't come up with that)
0(0.0%)
somebody elses, you hate fries
0(0.0%)

Curly fries

somehow make fries taste better
3(25.0%)
are cool, man, really like cool
3(25.0%)
are okay, take 'em or leave 'em
1(8.3%)
are a fad
1(8.3%)
are just another way of jacking up the price
2(16.7%)
are stupid
2(16.7%)

If someone held a gun to your head and said you had to come up with a new name for fries, or else, what would you come up with?

Do you have an hour-glass figure?

Sure do.
2(16.7%)
Kinda.
0(0.0%)
No.
4(33.3%)
Thankfully, no.
4(33.3%)
What the baflurgans is an hour-glass figure?
2(16.7%)
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Comments

MUSTARD!!! I like mustard on my french fries. Also honey mustard, and dijon mustard.

Yes, I am the anti-ketchup. I looooathe ketchup, I feel about it like you do coffee. even the smell makes me wanna hurl
Well, I'm still willing to count you among my friends. One thing that I forgot to mention that goes great with fries is sweet and sour sauce.

Edited at 2008-06-11 04:22 pm (UTC)
hehehe, you know, I hear vanilla ice cream isn't too bad on fries either...
Oh my gosh, sorry about the typoes in that last comment. Obviously I'm touch-typing with too light a touch.
no problem *grin*
I eat them with home-made mayo and chili sauce. They're also good with tartar sauce, or with Maggi (a flavor enhancer) and pepper.

Also, I always use seasoned salt on them, and not regular salt.
mmm I also love fries with mustard, also with bbq sauce. or with sauce that is part ketchup, part mayo, part tarter sauce with some finely chopped garlic
mmmmmm, that sounds good! I'll eat doctored ketchup...
How on earth could you forget chilli!!! I can't believe you forgot chilli!!!!

don't forget this...

I find that chocolate shakes from Wendy's are a really great thing to dip fries in. Of course I also checked "chocolate syrup" for something to dip my fries in... so go figure!

Re: don't forget this...

Shake, syrup, same thing. Great to hear from you again, by the way.

Re: don't forget this...

I thought they were the same until I tried it... and wow! The difference is immense! When I want a light chocolate flavor I dip in a shake, when I want to shock my system with pure sugary chocolate, it's Hershey's syrup all the way!
It's good to be here again! I had sinus surgery and have had a hell of a time recovering so I haven't done much online.
*hugs!*