Bruce Toews (masterofmusings) wrote,
Bruce Toews
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It's morningas I write this. Many people around me are drinking coffee. So why not tell me about your perfect cup of coffee?

Poll #1206837 Build the Perfect Cup of Coffee

How many cups of coffee do you drink in a day?

0
6(54.5%)
1
1(9.1%)
2
3(27.3%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
1(9.1%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
more than 8
0(0.0%)

Do you drink caffeinated or decaf?

caffeinated
7(63.6%)
decaffeinated
0(0.0%)
yucky is yucky, with or without the caffein
4(36.4%)

The best-tasting coffee

comes ground in a can
0(0.0%)
comes ground in a little bagand is free with your hotel room
0(0.0%)
comes ground in a bag that you pay for
1(9.1%)
is ground by you
4(36.4%)
is ground by someone else
1(9.1%)
comes from a restaurant or other opium den ... I mean coffee-drinking establishment (sorry, they're both so similar)
1(9.1%)
is just like the worst-tasting coffee, i.e. disgusting
4(36.4%)

For most flavorfulality, coffee

should be consumedfrom a glass cup
4(36.4%)
should be consumed from a paper cup
0(0.0%)
should be consumed from a saucer
0(0.0%)
should be thrown out
4(36.4%)
other, please specify in comments
3(27.3%)

What do you add to your coffee?

cream
1(10.0%)
sugar
0(0.0%)
chocolate
1(10.0%)
vanilla
0(0.0%)
whipped cream
0(0.0%)
artificial sweetener
0(0.0%)
peanut butter
0(0.0%)
honey
0(0.0%)
fruit juice
0(0.0%)
artificial flavoring
0(0.0%)
a gift card, because the only reason I'd ever buy coffee would be for someone else
3(30.0%)
other, please specify in comments
0(0.0%)

Your favorite uses for coffee include

to wake you up in the morning
0(0.0%)
to keep you going through the day
1(9.1%)
to warm you up when you're cold
0(0.0%)
to just taste great
0(0.0%)
as bug repellent
4(36.4%)
Other, please specify in comment
0(0.0%)

How do you usually refer to coffee?

coffee
6(54.5%)
ambition, thank you Dolly Parton)
0(0.0%)
Joe
0(0.0%)
Java
1(9.1%)
C Plus Plus
1(9.1%)
Hamster Spit
2(18.2%)
other, please specify in comment
1(9.1%)

Why does pressing this key combination at start up help keep my PC secure?

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