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Bruce, Caroline

Country: The Coffee of the Music World

I hate country music. I know others, people of the tone-deaf persuasion, love the stuff. Case in point: my roommate. Others, like the irreversibly lovely kittytech, are misguided and deranged, but I love them (or at least that one) anyway. So here's your chance to build the perfect country music listening experience.

Poll #1217216 Build the Perfect Country Music Listening Experience

For best effect, country music should be heard

at a concert, near the front
1(11.1%)
at a concert, near the back
0(0.0%)
at a concert, in the balcony
0(0.0%)
at home on the stereo
3(33.3%)
in the truhk, with yo dawg and a bottle of shine.
2(22.2%)
by someone else who can handle, or somehow even likes, that crap
2(22.2%)
Other, please specify in comment
1(11.1%)

The best country singers are

male
3(33.3%)
female
1(11.1%)
androgenous
0(0.0%)
dead
2(22.2%)
devoid of vocal chords
1(11.1%)
far, far, far away from me
1(11.1%)
Other, please specify in comment
1(11.1%)

If you had the choice between listening to country music or cleaning out a poorly-maintained nineteenth-century hog barn, which would you choose?

The country music
5(55.6%)
The barn
2(22.2%)
Bothq
2(22.2%)

When archaeologists dig up our civilization thousands of years from now, what will they find that says the most about the kind of people we were and the lives we led?

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Thanks for the warning. I will try harder to be mean and rotten next time.