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Fourth of July Poll

To my many wonderful American friends, I wish you the happiest of Fourth of Julys from the big country to the north of you. Bonus points if you can name it. Whether you're American or not, take this Fourth of July poll, which has been passed down from ... which was handed to me by ... which has been a family tradition since ... which has its roots way back ... okay, which I just made up.

Poll #1217793 Build the Perfect Fourth of July

Do you have to work this year on the Fourth?

Yes, it's business as usual.
2(25.0%)
Yes, due to unusual circumstances.
2(25.0%)
No, which is business as usual.
1(12.5%)
No, due to unusual circumstances.
0(0.0%)
No, it's a holiday for me.
3(37.5%)

Among the things that make today wonderful are

It's the birthday of one of the greatest countries on earth.
1(12.5%)
It's a chance to go out and party.
0(0.0%)
It's a chance to get together with people you love.
0(0.0%)
It's a chance to belly-ache about America, its people, its attitude, its philosophy, and/or its government.
0(0.0%)
No work!
1(12.5%)
It's just another day, yawn yawn.
0(0.0%)
There's a Bomber game tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0(0.0%)
I love fireworks.
0(0.0%)
I've got a hot date tonight.
0(0.0%)
Other, please specify in comments.
0(0.0%)

My Fourth of July celebrations this year will/did include

watching fireworks.
0(0.0%)
setting off fireworks.
0(0.0%)
picknicking.
0(0.0%)
going to a bar and getting sloshed.
0(0.0%)
going to a bar and not getting sloshed
0(0.0%)
getting sloshed somewhere other than at a bar.
0(0.0%)
family gathering in air-conditioned comfort.
0(0.0%)
watching baseball on TV.
0(0.0%)
cheering on those Bombers.
1(12.5%)
ignoring the fact that anyone is celebrqating.
2(25.0%)
other, please specify in comments.
0(0.0%)

Complete this sentence: To the inventor of the porta-potty, I say, "____!"

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