Bruce Toews (masterofmusings) wrote,
Bruce Toews

Ode to Coffee

You're disgusting, you are vile,
You taste like fish poop from the Nile,
You are coffee.

You are putrid and you're billious,
And you allways make me illious,
You are coffee.

Compared to you I would find fine
A yummy drink of turpentine,
You are coffee.

Your existence is concerning,
For your outlaw I am yearning,
You are coffee.

So about that yucky drink,
Ask me what I really think!
I hate coffee!
Tags: poetry

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