Log in

No account? Create an account
Bruce, Caroline

In Search of Manly Valentine's Day Poems

Anyone got any ideas for a Valentine's Day poem that isn't dripping with sap? How about something like

Our love is like a chainsaw
As it cuts through strife and fear,
My heart and soul go vroom vroom vroom
Whenever you are near.
No tree can ever stand between
The passion that we share,
And I need no instructions
On how to handle you with care.


You are very talented. That is so funny--but nice at the same time. Really good.