It really isn't great,
My countenance, it glowers
While I contemplate my fate.
This math course is the essense
Of things evil, braille-related,
I really should get to it,
Far too long I have just waited.
There has to be a better way,
What 'tis, I can't imagine,
Anything would be more fun,
Even a beauty pagean'.
I wish we had no 'rithmetic,
Life then would be so grand,
So many fun things I would pick
In happiness I'd stand--
And raise my Coke can in salute
For gone are all things math,
I'm out of rhymes again, oh shoot,
Should I go ... um, Should I go ... hmmm ...
Should I go take a bath?