Thank you to all the people who didn't help me with my cell phone loss back on Saturday. Your lack of support, wisdom and encouragement will always be appreciated as through life I march along, cell phone in hand, and I'll always remember with fondness the many hours of searching together we didn't do.
Seriously, though, I found the blighted thing. It was in the living room, by my mini-stereo. How it got there is anyone's guess, since I really don't remember being there after I came back from the store ... but logic dictates that I must've been.