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Bruce, Caroline

Happy Occurrence

Well, it's that time of year again, the time for sincere, from-the-heart well-wishing. So:

 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscientious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday (unless you are in the southern hemisphere where it is a summer solstice holiday), practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 Also a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

 By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited
by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

 This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

 Please check with your physician before accepting this, or any other greetings.

Comments

And a very merry unbirthday and a happy lawsuit to you, too! Hahahahahaha! Um, what happened to the teacups? Oh well, happy walmart!
that is so funny!
Lol! Hugs!